We've all been there: standing in the customs line, heart beating a little faster than usual, even when we’ve got nothing to hide. What you don’t know is that the day-to-day reality of the border agent’s booth is far more eccentric: from 500-pound stashes of Mexican bologna to turtles taped to someone's legs, customs officers deal with a plethora of weird contraband on a regular basis. Buckle up and read on to know some of the strangest customs stories.